I'm fifty and I haven't trusted my body ever since I caught it having sex with my wife. The B@ST@RD!1! After all I did for it!1! I'm not sure we'll ever be friends again.
I don't blame my wife. After all, my body is super-hawt. I'm not gay but, gun to my head? Yeah, I'd do my body.
"Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
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Good ol Hamilton. I wonder how old he was in that picture. People looked ancient then...even at only 50.
(I also like that he said 50, and not 40 or 30 like we tend to do today.)
that is funny and also depressing at the same time! Good thing things have change! 50 is the new what you think? 32?!! :)
This was written when people only lived to be 50 or 60....I say it should be replaced with at least 70 now :)
I agree with Caroline - 50 is easily the new 32 (maybe even 30)!
Yeah my 32 is coming a little fast for my taste.
I'm fifty and I haven't trusted my body ever since I caught it having sex with my wife. The B@ST@RD!1! After all I did for it!1! I'm not sure we'll ever be friends again.
I don't blame my wife. After all, my body is super-hawt. I'm not gay but, gun to my head? Yeah, I'd do my body.
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