Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Quote of the week.

"It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R ... P!! What a sight, ladies and gentlemen, what a sight. The ‘copter seems to be circling the parking area now, I guess it's looking for a place to land. No! Something just came out of the back of the helicopter! It's, uh, a dark object. Perhaps a skydiver. Plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air. A second, a third! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, this is just terrible! The crowd is running around pushing each other! Oh, my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Honestly, folks I don't know how much longer... the crowd is running for their lives."

[The radio transmission cuts off.]

7 comments:

Caratunk Girl said...

Giggle.

adena said...

OMG I loved WKRP! Remember when the phone police were after Johnny.

Carolina John said...

hahahahahahahha Oh that's classic! Wow.

Kovas Palubinskas said...

Nice. More like a quote of the weak.

TriMOEngr said...

Just barely old enough to remember this show (on reruns after school). Too funny!

Big Clyde said...

Liked Les Nessman. Fantasized about Bailey Quarters!

Aka Alice said...

LOVED that show! Thanks for the laugh!