"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." - Emo Philips
Funny prayer story. My youngest was maybe 5 and we were getting ready to say prayers. He told me, "I keep praying that God will turn me into a ninja turtle, but every morning when I check I'm not even green yet!"
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Funny prayer story. My youngest was maybe 5 and we were getting ready to say prayers. He told me, "I keep praying that God will turn me into a ninja turtle, but every morning when I check I'm not even green yet!"
Oh my gosh - that was funny!!
I love Emo -
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...
That was hilarious.
That.Is.Awesome!
freaking
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this.
Stealing this !!!
That's funny!
SO FUNNY!!
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