- Hey Fatso, I know what your resolution is!
- Cardio while reading a novel doesn't count as high intensity?
- The volume of grunting isn't proportional to effort?
- Cannonballs are not allowed in this pool?
- Is a lap there or there and back in this pool?
- I don't sweat so I don't need to wipe off the machine.
- Isn't my watch cool? Do you know how to use it?
- Is it ok if I water jog in the same lane you are swimming in?
- What about my friends too?
- You are supposed to ride a bike more than 12 minutes?
- How long does it take to run a mile?
- Is it always this crowded?
- Are you supposed to wear underwear under your bike shorts?
- My goal is to run a 5k marathon.
- I can't take pictures of you working out and post them on Facebook?
- What do I do with my cell phone while I'm on the treadmill?
- It isn't polite to stare?
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Monday, December 31, 2012
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5 comments:
what about: the best way to counts laps and flip turn questions???
Happy New Year! Love the 5k marathon goal.
But in the plus side, within 2 weeks, half will be gone, and within a few months the ones who are still there will be rolling their eyes at the same kind of newbie questions/behavior they have now.
Happy New Year!
How far is a 5k? and you have to walk how many times in there? i'd never make it. that's disgusting.
my favorite: I never expected ironman to smell like that.
Wait, I thought marathons were 3.1 miles...
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