Monday, December 31, 2012

Resolutionista statements and questions


  • Hey Fatso, I know what your resolution is!
  • Cardio while reading a novel doesn't count as high intensity?
  • The volume of grunting isn't proportional to effort?
  • Cannonballs are not allowed in this pool?
  • Is a lap there or there and back in this pool?
  • I don't sweat so I don't need to wipe off the machine.
  • Isn't my watch cool? Do you know how to use it?
  • Is it ok if I water jog in the same lane you are swimming in?
  • What about my friends too?
  • You are supposed to ride a bike more than 12 minutes?
  • How long does it take to run a mile?
  • Is it always this crowded?
  • Are you supposed to wear underwear under your bike shorts?
  • My goal is to run a 5k marathon.
  • I can't take pictures of you working out and post them on Facebook?
  • What do I do with my cell phone while I'm on the treadmill?
  • It isn't polite to stare?

5 comments:

James Ford said...

what about: the best way to counts laps and flip turn questions???

Mike said...

Happy New Year! Love the 5k marathon goal.

Kate Geisen said...

But in the plus side, within 2 weeks, half will be gone, and within a few months the ones who are still there will be rolling their eyes at the same kind of newbie questions/behavior they have now.

Happy New Year!

Carolina John said...

How far is a 5k? and you have to walk how many times in there? i'd never make it. that's disgusting.

my favorite: I never expected ironman to smell like that.

Patrick Mahoney said...

Wait, I thought marathons were 3.1 miles...